- test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
- me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
no one cares how Jesus would vote. Jesus died 1776 years before the formation of America. He was not affiliated with modern American political parties. He was also Palestinian…… stop trying to put religious texts into political context. It makes you look bad no matter what side you’re from.
How to read a George Orwell book:
1. Open book
2. Read book
3. Close book
4. Stare off in to space for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wonder about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour
Arcade Fire’s lineup has changed like 12 times. Why don’t they just make Marika and Owen full fledged members already?
i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy
i just spent like four hours making a mix and now i wont work because 8tracks is fucking it up….
I don’t even get the Gallagher brothers….like you two conceited asses already ruined your own band, why are you always trying to ruin other bands???? Oasis was bland.